smiles of The week

FAST FOOD

Deliveroo is putting its delivery riders on skis so they can battle through the snow and bring us our grub.

HELLS BELLS

A novice bellringer had a ropey start to his new hobby when he got stuck 40ft up a belfry after getting tangled up in ropes he’d been pulling – and had to be rescued by a fireman.

SHEER CLASS

Ed Sheeran has bucked the pop star trend of hooking up with models – and is marrying his childhood sweetheart instead. Just Perfect!

SLIGHT RETURN

A library book being returned after 29 years in Perth, Australia has given us hope. Are there any Blockbuster video shops still open? We’ve had this copy of Men In Black II for the past 16 years.

ROBO COP-OUT

A robot has been fired from a store in Edinburgh – because customers found it confusing. Looks like humans have been saved from the scrapheap after all ...

SUM ACHIEVEMENT

The NSPCC are having a maths fundraising day on Friday. Great – as long as we don’t have to do any sums!

HAPPY TAIL

A girl has been reunited with her dog, two-and-a-half years after he was stolen. He ain’t nothing but a found dog!

HOME SWEET HOME

A St Andrews B&B that greets guests with a nice gin and tonic has been voted one of the world’s best. We’ll drink to that!

SNOW PATROL

Well done to eight-year-old Kyle Mackay from Inverness, who gritted his neighbourhood pavements during the recent snowy conditions.

MUST DO FETA

A man in Australia made headlines after returning a cheese roll he said was cut unevenly. We prefer our cheese rolls prepared Caerphilly.