10 Celebrity quotes

1 JENNIFER SAUNDERS

“Me just being myself in public or on TV is the biggest nightmare in the world.”

2 JACK DEE

“If you are a man and you blow-dry your hair, then I don’t like you and that’s all there is to it.”

3 MIRANDA HART

“No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.”

4 ESTHER RANTZEN

“I wouldn’t say that I’m a suffragette. I am more of a suffrageriatric.”

5 ANNA FRIEL

“I no longer worry about looking sexy. I prefer elegance and sophistication.”

6 CLAUDIA WINKLEMAN

“Nowadays we are racing: racing to school, racing to work. We are even racing in our sleep. My advice is: don’t be perfect. Be crumpled, shambolic and ever so slightly disorganised.”

7 CHRISTINE LAMPARD

“I love watching telly. I watch all the reality stuff, but I have no desire to be in them at all.”

8 GOLDIE HAWN

“I had some horrible experiences as a young dancer in New York City.” (on the sexual harassment scandal)

9 BRENDA BLETHYN

“I hate that people think going to the theatre is a special occasion. I wish people would treat it as normally as going to the cinema.”

10 RYAN THOMAS

“It’s everything I imagined and more.” (on joining Neighbours)