Celebrity quotes

GOLDIE HAWN

“I don’t like facial hair, and I don’t like kissing facial hair, as you can’t find the lips.”

OZZY OSBOURNE

“The hardest thing about getting old is all my good friends are dead.”

KIRSTY WARK

“The idea that women should be paid less for doing an equal job is absolutely outrageous.”

PETER KAY

“It’s been a five-year labour of love.” (after the last episode of Car Share)

KYLIE MINOGUE

“50... Let’s go.” (the pop star embraces her big birthday)

BEN FOGLE

“My kids were happy to see me, but my daughter said I smelled like rotten cheese.” (the TV adventurer on returning from Everest)

NIGEL HAVERS

“I’ve been trying to be younger for years, and I can’t get away with that any more.”

DAME HELEN MIRREN

“Does anybody ever get a tattoo when they are not drunk?”

JEFF GOLDBLUM

“I look pretty good. If I put on the right pair of glasses and put on the right kind of thing, get gussied up, you know, I don’t frighten little children.”

10 JANE FONDA

“I’m 80! I keep pinching myself! I can’t believe it! I didn’t think I would live this long!”