PM’s nightmare Brexit plans go

’Twas the nightmare before Brexit, and a vote in the house,

The MPs were stirring, many foamed at the mouth.

Their arguments, their points, had been chosen with care,

In the vain hope that May, might alter her way.

They raged and they bickered, they fought tooth and nail,

They sniped and they name-called, and many turned tail,

Forgetting in vainglory the sick and the old,

The poor and the homeless, lying asleep in the cold.

Point scoring and screeching that they knew what’s right,

While the world, the electorate … looked on in fright.

The chamber erupted, there was such a clatter,

When the Attorney General stood up, to say he’d looked at the matter.

He said Northern Ireland would never be cast by the way,

That agreement had been reached between EU and May. But together the house voted to see with their own eyes, The full transcript that proved it was a pack of lies. The Brexit backbenchers, erupted with fury, Opposition Remainers became judge and jury. The DUP claimed they were right all along, That no solution existed and they had been wronged. EU lied to us, the Nats cried in vain,

Scotland’s ignored, yet we voted remain. The Liberals and the Green chundered democracy’s failing, Mistakenly believing that all is plain sailing.

Their answer to Brexit, is to have a new vote,

Not realising a re-run sticks in many a throat.

Now Bojo! Now Mogg!

Now Hammond and May!

On, Corbyn!

On, Stammer!

On, Dodds we dismay!