10 Celebrity quotes BAD PR? HOW A VAMPIRE INVITED STAR OF AGENCY DRAMA TO DINNER – P16

1 DUA LIPA

“I guess this year we really stepped up.” (the singer mocks music biz chief Neil Portnow, who said female artists had to “step up” after criticism of last year’s male-dominated Grammys)

2 RICHARD GERE

“The Dalai Lama is up at 3.30am to work on his mind. I am up at 4.30 to work on mine.”

3 LADY GAGA

“It’s everybody sitting around together, a couple of guitars, a piano, a typewriter, and just like locking eyes.” (on songwriting)

4 JEREMY CLARKSON

“I am going to Heathrow with a credit card and a toothbrush.” (on his own mini gap year)

5 KATIE PRICE

“He’s 6ft 2in, 24 stone, and still growing. I love him so much.” (on son Harvey)

6 TOM COURTENAY

“I don’t want to peak too early.”

7 GLORIA HUNNIFORD

“Always buy a good pair of shoes and a good bed. If you aren’t in one you are in the other.”

8 KATHY LETTE

“Female scientists have discovered the best way to get rid of unwanted fat is divorcing a tubby hubby.”

9 BILLY ZANE

“My worst habit is social smoking.”

10 CAROL KIRKWOOD

“There were just eight people in my class, so while I was confident, I was definitely a big fish in a very small pond. When I eventually joined the BBC, I felt like a minnow.”