Bobby Bowels, Merthyr Tydfil

Now that Jeremy Clarkson has been sacked for his latest shenanigans, the BBC have some pretty big shoes to fill. They will need to find someone who has charisma, humour and intelligence, as well as an in-depth knowledge of cars and the motor industry. As far as I can see, only one man fulfils the criteria completely and that is ex-Scotland and Leeds United frontman, Arthur Graham.