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The Fracas that Broke 350 Million Hearts

A Touching Limited Edition Tribute to the People’s Top Gear Presenter

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It was the moment when the world seemed to stop. Everybody remembers where they were when they heard the tragic news that Jeremy Clarkson had lost his brave battle to keep his job. and now, to make sure that he is never forgotten, Hammerhead & Gambon are engorged with excitement to present this Limited Edition tribute to the Rose of Top Gear.

Limited to Just 250 Pieces*

At 10.30pm on March 4th 2015, Clarkson was subjected to a brutal assault on his dignity when a junior producer offered him a choice of soup or a cold meat platter for his supper at a 5-Star hotel. A lesser man might have chosen to ignore the sleight, but the Top Gear Presenter of Hearts decided to fight back, demanding hot steak and chips even though the chef had gone home.

A Moment that will Live for Time in Memoriam

And it is that moment, the dramatic instant when Jeremy Clarkson decided he’d had enough and it was time to strike a blow for freedom, that is depicted on this magnificen­t plate. Like Rosa Parks, Nelson Mandela and Mahatma Gandhi before him, Clarkson stood up for what he believed was right - his right to have what he wanted to eat, when he wanted it.

But we now know that the consequenc­es of his brave actions were worse than he could possibly have imagined. And 350 million Top Gear viewers around the globe are grieving for a career that shone like a shooting star but was snuffed out like a candle in the wind, its 22nd series cruelly cut short by the fickle fist of fate and the forces of Political Correctnes­s.

The Hammerhead & Gambon Mint are Priapic with Pride to Present

 ??  ?? *Limited edition run shown slightly smaller than actual size of 200 million plates.
*Limited edition run shown slightly smaller than actual size of 200 million plates.

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