50 QUID CRAPTIC CROSSWORD

No. 265

Across

9 About to suffer, sore, last dollop of doings expelled (4,5)

10 Smell some spam or anchovies coming from the rear (5)

11 Nothing - is that what orgy participants do? (4,3)

12 Ostentatious type requiring last piece in chess, one bashing the bishop (7)

13 Advocate of nonviolent civil disobedience into punching and hitting (6)

16 Result published, shoot one’s load (7)

18 Pants fit, gran requiring nuts in trousers (7,8)

20 Extra shite party clothing for the scratting classes (7) 21 See 23 Down 24 Totty’s steaming turd? (3,4) 26 Practice of dumping onto a lady’s dirty pillows spoils organ (not popular) (4,3)

28 Glitter perhaps formerly on back of sequin (5)

29 Tart fuel such as Bailey’s squirted on me, mucky (6,3)

Down

1/7 Piss-proud spooge stick is suitable after climbing onto a number of sheep (5,4) 2 Element produced some jizz in copulation (4) 3 Send back bloody outstanding geezer (6) 4 Revered type doing 11 across by the sound of it? (4) 5 Member of the nobility, one right up inside wriggling castrato (10) 6 Starry girl from the far north extracting wiener, finally (8) 7 See 1 8 Shaved snatch ultimately oppressive (8)

14 Large vessel passing through vagina or tash (5)

15 Idiot and gnome buggered, promptly (2,4,4)

17 Some bride-to-be seriously resembling a Fat Slag (5)

18 Attractive female, piece of art one’s invited to see upstairs (what she really means is her mapatasi) (8)

19 Squeeze something sweet over these flaps - beneath which a woolly mammoth may be buried? (3,5)

22 Busty actress Diana (born Fluck, ahem) on film in Bournemouth, perhaps? (6)

23/21 Bloody dick’s lucky talisman initially getting gored, horribly (5,6) 25 Fish in blart, unappealing (4) 26 Stir round last of lemon tart (4)

27 Nail finally removed from filthy rear (4)