50 QUID CRAPTIC CROSSWORD

Across 7 Vladimir Horowitz would sit on this soft shit (5,5) 8 See 21

10 Initially fucking every man, most excellent Frenchwoman (5)

11 One entails wiggling cock’s head that’s stiff (9)

12 Shitter, arse unleashing lasagne turds primarily, crime that may be common? (7)

13/22 Mathematician with brilliant vital statistics (chuckle) - clearly her boobs inspiring one? (6,5)

15 Testicle and bollocks try to come first (5) 16 Fuck all in cunnilingus (3) 17 Terribly riled, lazy shit (5) 19 Mouse mat turned round, power on (6)

21/8 Testicle not OK, no bollocks the shape of a Samantha Janus (7,4)

24 Oh to lie back with wild desire, hard being bound in leather (9)

25/20 Universally loved and admired journalist - shithead in prime gibbering cock (5,6)

26 Somewhat sexual, an action from the rear? (4)

27 Identical two-ball throat cream found on edges of sleeve, something small and flavoursome (6,4) Down 1/18 Poorly-directed delivery from one’s jacksie has anni- hlilated arsehole’s rim - no, no! (8,8) 2 Promise to end well with a jerky act of self-abuse while watching 13 22 (5,3,5) 3 Youngster having to remove tit pants and dunghampers, Heather (9) 4 Hard-on achieved entering knob, one rigid (5) 5 Grasp quim (6) 6 Perfectionist putting feather, perhaps, under base of penis (8) 7 Bird dropping in to see magic dragon (probably skunk actually) (4) 9 Wanker’s sausage tart (6,7)

14 Casual gazes able to appear deviant (9)

15 Take the lead say after promotion, a hated fucking shit (3,5) 18 See 1 20 See 25 Across 22 See 13 Across 23 Second-hand feeshus edifying, to some extent (4)