50 QUID CRAPTIC CROSSWORD

No. 268

Across 1 See 20 5 Are piss flaps covering soft dangleberries? (4,4)

9/20D Birds fart or shit inside trousers (6,7)

10 Surprised, cook made to eat gorilla salad (8)

11 Drink knocked over, bet it makes someone look fucking stupid (4-4) 13 Senora fucked - why? (6)

14/16/15/5D Sportingly dip your penis in my boiled egg? I can’t stand it! (4,4,3,1,4,2,8)

18 Cause of itch, perhaps - piss off, did you say? (4) 19 Pisshead loves to shit (3)

20/1 Steaming shit in newspaper, attractive shit worth punching? (4,6)

22 Come close, wrapping helmet of penis in denim, weirdly (6)

23 Fucking around is for an old fossil, perhaps? (8)

24 Nan has eaten shite, they feel (8)

25 Play with halfhearted erection (6)

27 Fucking parrots wildly, end of willy shows (8)

28 What Sid, primarily has to be? (6) Down 2 Slow movement from arse drips, and granny is overjoyed, initially (6) 3 Also negative to penetrate gargantuan orifice (3) 4 Booby fun for bird (7) 5 See 14 Across 6 Not as pissed, thus fifth of sangrias put in lager (7) 7 Those taking the mickey, like the wee ToulouseLautrec? (4,7) 8 African city where lips of Rose part, I suspect, nothing within (8)

12 Cock-shaped flesh in the morning involving custom poking shitter (7,4) 17 Hot love for bird (8) 19 Sweet butt and a collection of ladies’ genitalia (7) 20 See 9 Across 21 Painter who loved his massive bazongers has to be smothered in diarrhoea

(6) 26 Mad motherfucker giving mother kiss (3)