I RECENTLY

bought a copy of The Smiths’ seminal album The Queen is Dead on Amazon. A few hours after I received it, I read that Jeff Bezos, the billionaire tycoon owner of the online retailer, had become the world’s richest man. When I realised the album was shit, I returned it for a full refund, only to discover that Bezos had been knocked off the top spot once more. Frankly, I’m giddy with power. Mike, Hoxton