I RE­CENTLY

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bought a copy of The Smiths’ sem­i­nal al­bum The Queen is Dead on Ama­zon. A few hours af­ter I re­ceived it, I read that Jeff Be­zos, the bil­lion­aire ty­coon owner of the on­line re­tailer, had be­come the world’s rich­est man. When I re­alised the al­bum was shit, I re­turned it for a full re­fund, only to dis­cover that Be­zos had been knocked off the top spot once more. Frankly, I’m giddy with power. Mike, Hox­ton

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