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tak­ing my dog Nip­per for his daily walk, in­stead of lob­bing the lit­tle pink bags con­tain­ing his morn­ing of­fer­ings into the near­est bush, I’ve re­cently hit on the no­tion of pop­ping them through the let­ter­boxes of peo­ple I dis­like. How­ever, be­ing a rea­son­ably easy-go­ing sort of chap, I ran out of peo­ple who I con­sid­ered had it com­ing to them af­ter only a cou­ple of weeks. If any of your read­ers know some­one they would like to re­ceive a ‘par­cel from Post­man Plop’ just send me the ad­dress and if it’s on my dog walk route, I’ll be happy to oblige. I should add that, as a de­vout Chris­tian, I don’t do vic­ars or nuns. Peter Hall, Dork­ing

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