WHILST

taking my dog Nipper for his daily walk, instead of lobbing the little pink bags containing his morning offerings into the nearest bush, I’ve recently hit on the notion of popping them through the letterboxes of people I dislike. However, being a reasonably easy-going sort of chap, I ran out of people who I considered had it coming to them after only a couple of weeks. If any of your readers know someone they would like to receive a ‘parcel from Postman Plop’ just send me the address and if it’s on my dog walk route, I’ll be happy to oblige. I should add that, as a devout Christian, I don’t do vicars or nuns. Peter Hall, Dorking