50 QUID CRAPTIC CROSSWORD

Across

7/1 Who cares why I never joined the Mile-High Club? (1,4,4,1,6,4) 8 Warmer person dining on gorilla salad? (3,6)

10 Entering same Netto via the backdoor, one’s taken from behind (5)

11 Make desirable model orgasm? Lie! (9)

12 OK to devour first of pinkies poking Spice Girl, getting a handful of sprats (6,3)

14/9 Girl has (evacuating bowels) to experience a dump (5,5)

15/23 Vinegar strokes, for example, holding b* awful ‘70s pop group back (5,6) 18 See 21 20 How fuckers may like their pussy, drunk (5)

21/18 Cheap ride approaching, bust quivers (5,3)

22 Left single dangleberry initially stuck to a ring (9)

25 After a day, lips of spouse gobbled by patient, saucy dish! (9)

27 Bit of a cock, Simpson arrest backfiring (5)

28 Cunt, was he, producing seed? (6,3)

29 Songstress giving some head, electrifying (5) Down 1 See 7 Across 2 Look over vessel on bang stick in brownnosing exchange (4,2) 3 Gas from bottom of Shakespeare and Macbeth in Glamis? (6) 4 Godfather in crime, one enjoying wine and women (though not that bothered about song) (8) 5 Giant sin, unfortunately, dropping Clinton’s love juice on Lewinsky’s blue dress? (8) 6 Wank, jerking so heartfelt and deep (4,3,8) 8 Pre-technicolour yawn spasm is a joke (3) 9 See 14 Across

13 Boozer puking up breakfast for starters (3)

16 Ring smothered in biggest shit, most wet (8)

17 Tension at first in a more immaculate aard on (8)

19 Main passage of arse avoided (3)

22 Wiping rear of Anus, one’s cut crime (5) 23 See 15 Across 24 Glitter etc found in Shannon cesspit (6) 26 Munch sausage, say, topless (3)