Kids Tie the Fun­ni­est Tie Knots!

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WE’VE been in knots of laugh­ter read­ing your tit­ter­some anec­dotes about young­sters’ woe­ful at­tempts to tie ties. Keep send­ing ‘em in! MY 6-YEAR-OLD grand­son in­sisted on ty­ing his own tie for my hus­band’s funeral last week. He made a real pig’s ear of it. I’ve never laughed so much in all my life, and it bright­ened up what was other­wise a rather sombre day.

Edna Mul­berry, Shep­herds Bush

MY 6-YEAR-OLD grand­son stood in front of the mir­ror the other day, con­cen­trat­ing hard on ty­ing his tie for my hus­band’s funeral. When he’d fin­ished, he’d made a per­fect job… ex­cept for one thing. He’d tied it round the mir­ror!

Hilda Dis­sem­ble­ment, Ip­swich

“LOOK GRANNY,” my 6-year-old grand­son an­nounced last week while go­ing through a suit­case of his late grand­dad’s things. “This tie’s got yo­ghurt on it.” I had to laugh, as my hus­band was a no­to­ri­ous bi­sex­ual who went cot­tag­ing in the dunes at Blyth ev­ery night af­ter his tea, so it was prob­a­bly dried spunk.

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