It’s the 3-Way Bat­tle to End All 3-Way Bat­tles...

VIZ - - Trump Comics Presents -

WHETHER they’re pen­ning satir­i­cal 18th Cen­tury nov­els, singing chart-top­ping pop hits or por­tray­ing hen-pecked sit­com hus­bands, Swifts are rarely out of the head­lines. And in pubs, clubs, of­fices and schools from Land’s End to John O’Groats, Brits reg­u­larly come to vi­o­lent blows over which Swift is the best.

For some, the only an­swer is JONATHAN SWIFT, the long-dead An­glo-Ir­ish es­say­ist, whose scalpel-sharp wit still re­sounds nearly three cen­turies af­ter his pass­ing. Oth­ers, though, would cham­pion TAY­LOR

SWIFT, the bil­lion­aire US pop princess whose toetap­pin’ coun­try hits reg­u­larly top the Bill­board charts. Whilst oth­ers still would ag­gres­sively in­sist that the swellest Swift of all is

CLIVE SWIFT, who played long-suf­fer­ing hus­band Richard Bucket in the lon­grun­ning BBC sit­com Keep­ing Up Ap­pear­ances.

But the time has come for the talk­ing - and the vi­o­lence - to end. Wel­come to the Swiftodome as we place th­ese three world-shak­ing Swifts head-to-head-to-head in a six round fight to the death, to de­cide once and for all... Who Is The Swellest Swift?

ROUND 1

NUM­BER OF PSEU­DO­NYMS

ROUND 2

VA­RI­ETY OF OUT­PUT

ROUND 3

GLOBAL CUL­TURAL IM­PACT

ROUND 4

SIG­NA­TURE FRA­GRANCES

ROUND 5

HON­OURS AND AWARDS

ROUND 6

PRE­TEND­ING TO BE DOM­I­NATED BY SPOUSE IN A PRO­FES­SIONAL CA­PAC­ITY

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