50 QUID CRAPTIC CROSSWORD

Across 9 Old fossil stuffed up arse? Rot! (9)

10 Found inside vag, a terrifying stone (5)

11 Function like a dolly dagger, brave it when shaking (7)

12 Eleven risked oddly penetrating bottery (7)

13 Reinforced member by Vanessa Paradis’s lips, where sore (8) 15 See 4 Down 16 Bottom permit not initialled (3)

17 Tool disturbing wasp on pussy (4-3)

19 Chopper essential to sex after lying back (3)

20 Anus or bum, Guardian of The Ring! (6)

22 Ladies going ‘woof’ tucking todger finally in trousers (8)

24 Rat-arsed Kurd with unfinished pint gets to finish tipple (5,2)

25 Onanists taking end of cock in tossing off answer? (7) 28 See 18 Down 29 Tongue in well inside sister, oddly (9) Down 1 Tout, someone pissing inside vagina, initially (4) 2 Beautiful people with explosive fucking? (3,5) 3 Exercises often resulting in fanny farts, ruining gay love? (4)

4/15 Opener’s come during pussy fart - ouch! (8,6) 5 Cock that’s stopped (5) 6 Funny tactic with WI welcoming American humour that’s fucking sarcastic (7,3) 7 Criticised, like a turd in the bog? (6) 8 Symptom of jaundice certainly involving swollen nuts (10)

13 Enjoyment of pain as sad animals buggered? (4,6)

14 Revealing hymen ultimately covered in guano, lick off (10)