Fur­ther, Higher, Faster

A time­line of land­marks in ex­treme porn flight

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Ever since man first dreamed of fly­ing, he has also dreamed of film­ing peo­ple hav­ing sex while do­ing it. Here’s a brief his­tory of porno­graphic manned flight.

1783. Joseph-Michel and Jac­ques-Éti­enne Mont­golfier make the world’s first ever air­borne adult movie. Up, up, and Have it Away is filmed in the gon­dola of their “globe aero­sta­tique” 2,000 feet above Paris. The plot fea­tures a bored Parisi­enne house­wife with big tits who or­ders a pizza to her hot air bal­loon, but then finds she hasn’t got enough money to pay the de­liv­ery man. 1903. The Wright Broth­ers film

Kitty Hawk Sluts 4 dur­ing a 150ft, 11-sec­ond hop in their aero­plane The Flyer. While Wil­bur pi­lots the plane, Orville op­er­ates the hand­cranked cam­era, film­ing two lo­cal girls en­gaged in hot les­bian ac­tion on a bed fas­tened to one of the wings with rope.

1909. Pi­o­neer avi­a­tor Louis Blériot films an X-rated movie en­ti­tled The White Tits of Dover dur­ing his record-break­ing flight across the English Chan­nel. In the POV flick, Louis finds a young woman stowed away in the footwell of his cock­pit, and she vol­un­teers to pay for her passage in kind. 1919. The pi­lots of the first plane to fly from Amer­ica to Bri­tain pro­duce Al­cock & Brown’s All Cock & Brown. As well as be­ing the first movie made while cross­ing the At­lantic, the movie is also no­table as be­ing the ear­li­est cin­e­matic de­pic­tion of a dou­ble-anal cream pie.

1947. Aboard his Bell XS-1 ex­per­i­men­tal air­craft, US Air Force Gen­eral Chuck Yea­ger writes and di­rects

Mach Me Ragged an adult movie which fea­tures the first bare­back spitroast ever filmed at faster than the speed of sound.

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