WHAT A DRAG!
Farage slams imaginary cross-dressing laws
FORMER UKIP leader NIGEL FARAGE has vowed to fight any potential attempt by the government to bring in laws that force men to wear women’s clothes in the workplace. At a hastilyconvened press conference in a Thanet pub beer-garden, the bellend MEP, 54, claimed that if men were obliged to don skirts, bras, high-heeled shoes and tights in the name of workplace equality, it would be “an utterly ridiculous situation.” Farage told reporters: “I’m all for women’s rights, but if the powers that be were to possibly come up with a frankly stupid and unworkable idea like this to try to address the issue, I would oppose it with all my might.” “I’m in favour of equality, but such a plan would potentially be a case of political correctness gone mad,” he said, “if it were to happen.”
“The idea that a man could lose his job if he refused to put on a frock is an affront to common sense,” said Mr Farage. “Apart from anything else, how exactly would such a putative piece of legislation define what is or isn’t female clothing? They simply won’t have thought it through properly.”
“If anyone ever thinks of such a farcical idea and then attempts to enshrine it in law, then I for one will fight tooth and nail against it,” he added. Mr Farage then crashed a light aircraft into a field for photographers, before staggering from the wreckage holding a pint of beer and grinning like a fucking idiot.