50 QUID CRAPTIC CROSSWORD

Across 8 Eleven wandering hands? (7,6)

10 Something wet in Wales about right for the sound of the botty bugle (5)

11 Pre-jism-spurting expression a big hit for Lady Gaga (5,4)

12 Tenor bum chum? I don’t think so (3,6)

14 Anus hence needing extraction of uranium, dangerous stuff for the bum? (5)

15 Average princess and royal always giving head (3)

16 Grin now developing as something painful afoot? (7)

17 Cooler, some priapic erection (3)

18 Doo-dah in night to fuck with (5)

20 Bored not getting one’s todger tickled? (9)

21 Fudge-packing department halved, a mark of literature? (9)

24 Odd drinking man fluid that’s watery (5)

26 Pain at the rear repeatedly, constipation by the sound of it? (13)

Down

1 Neighbour in a shitter, wiping bottom (4) 2 Turkey buggered ultimately, its arse stuffed (8) 3 Getting a hard-on isn’t effing difficult (10) 4 Applaud cock rot, eg (4) 5 Somerset tourist destination, Chewbacca’s arse, did you say? (6,4) 6 Raise jacksie (4) 7 Santa surprisingly poked by end of chisel, obliquely (6) 9 Before first bit of depravity, pervert debates framework for the boudoir (8)

12 Favouring tits over talent, pinch moist boob? (8)

13 Cricket side getting Sheila into bed? Joking! (3-7)

14 Intense piss not entirely good for providing cosmetic treatment (10)

17 Where an uphill gardener plants his hoe, finally (2,3,3)

19 Jiggling in mum, ‘e is pro- tected from getting syphilis etc? (6)

22 Hole snipped into which truncheon finally placed (4)

23 Sisters covered in semen, unsavoury (4)

25 Face gobbling last of concoction, runny arse feta (4)