50 QUID CRAPTIC CROSSWORD

No. 280

Across 1 Shit places to park your jacksie (6)

5 5 down and prince not giving head, hunted animals (6)

9 Lying back say, thirteen to be screwed - yes! (3,2,5) 10 Arsehole with a fizzy drink (4) 11 Filth in skip or nearby (4)

12 Mischievous twats out with dog poo round back of kindergarten (2,2,2,4)

14 With ultimate in bollocks, UK captivated by boxer dog (6)

15 Girl getting a taste of organ, naturally (3)

17 Naked in bed, undergraduate taken from behind (4)

18 Pop group with alcotroll brunette, blonde awesome primarily? (4)

20 Time - crap one (3) 21 Reportedly Lisa pictured, one audibly enjoying sex? (6)

23 Extraordinarily intense I am to squirt cum inside my lady (10)

25 Fuck up minge (4) 26 Look to piss on pisshead (4)

28 Shit among urine, attractive (10)

29 Hired fuck adjusting corset (6)

30 One taking the piss out of a woman? (3-3) Down 2 Large aunt getting jiggy with it to get into some shape (11)

3 Undesirably noticeable bust or bollocks I have (9)

4 author After gorgeous Douglas snatch, gets nothing (5,5,5)

5 Bad thrower, Elizabeth say? (5)

6 Fool with bottom (3)

7 Uncle Sam’s giant bloody erection (7)

8 Reason to bugger the missus in Madrid? (6)

13 Carla Bruni’s fuzz that is found under member during sex (11)

16 Piss-head (6,3)

19 They’re fucking crazy! (7)

22 Fucking beef fingered a little (6)

24 Some abstainer trousered, unable to move (5)

27 Not entirely shitty shit (3)