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SUMMER is over and Winter is on its way, and that can mean only one thing; it’s Autumn. And the fact that it’s Autumn can mean only one thing; the arrival of a brand new Viz

annual. And also a completely updated Roger’s

Profanisaurus. So that’s actually two things.

THE PIEMAN’S WIG

If you thought last year’s 200-page annual was big, wait until you see the big fat fucker we’re publishing this year. Because the colourful, glossy covers of The Pieman’s Wig are bursting under the strain of containing 220 pages of the best bits from issues 252-261. So if your memory is going a bit and you can’t remember what you read 2 or 3 years ago, then this is the perfect book for you.

ROGER’S PROFANISAURUS - WAR AND PISS

But the 220 pages of The Pieman’s Wig pale into insignificance next to War and Piss. With 624 pages, half a million words and more than 20,000 foul-mouthed definitions, it has been completely revised and updated, superseding all previous editions of Roger’s Profanisaurus that you may have bought in the past and which can now be thrown in the bin. Both these shelf-busting monsters make ideal - if slightly unimaginative - gifts, and are available from all good booksellers including Waterstone’s, HMV, WHSmith, Amazon, and certain quality supermarkets, as well as those garish pile ‘em high, sell ‘em cheap places in shopping centres that flog cheap art equipment and big books about steam locomotives and Jaguar cars. But before you rush out and spunk away your hard-earned readies, here’s a chance to WIN The Pieman’s Wig and War and Piss, in two fantastic competitions.