YOUR FREE EXCLUSIVE BULLINGDON CLUB BOARD GAME

ASK any man in the street what it is that makes him most proud to be British and he’ll have no hesitation in answering: “The Bullingdon Club.” This exclusive Oxford University dining society truly is the jewel in our nation’s crown. Since it was founded in 1780 as a hunting club for the sons of the landed gentry, many towering names from our nation’s history have been through its doors, including Edward VII, the Duke of Wellington, Cecil Rhodes, David Dimbleby and John Profumo. In more recent years, illustrious figures such as George Osborne, Boris Johnson, David Cameron and convicted fraudster Darius Guppy have all graced its pre-eminent membership list.

The Bullingdon Club was founded on egalitarian principles; literally anyone can become a member, no matter what their background, be they rich, male, white, or upper class.

But tragically, Oxford University recently disassociated themselves from the society. The killjoy dons in their ivory towers degreed that the Bullingdon Club was anachronistic, and had no place in a modern society. Thus the ordinary man in the street is now forever prevented from joining this finest of institutions. But Viz readers still have a chance of experiencing just what it is like to be a true, blue-blooded “Buller Boy”. Because we’ve teamed up with the few remaining twats who are still members to bring you this fantastic FREE Bullingdon Club board game.

INSTRUCTIONS

The aim of the game is to make your way boorishly around the streets of Oxford, gaining extra turns as you go for crass, drunken behaviour and losing turns for showing any semblances of decency. The winner is the first player to reach the Sheldonian Library and smash all the windows in Sir Christopher Wren’s 17th Century architectural masterpiece.

Throw a six to start, although any other number will do, because you’re a Buller Boy and you can do whatever the fuck you like.