50 QUID CRAPTIC CROSSWORD

Across

9 Expresses contempt for bear shits, say? (4-5)

10 Singer using some bumwad elegantly (5)

11 Faeces in slippery sweat (5)

12 Loudly stop and turn to step on a frog (5,4)

13 Onto doctor, immaculately pristine spooge initially trickles (5)

14 Come after great cum, audibly? (9)

16 Element iodine with salt water turned into jism (7)

17 Temporary arrangement, miner fucked with it (7)

20 US channel where Ernie finally pokes Mr Morecambe in the jacksie (4,5)

23 Twelve taking ecstasy bugger all people (2,3)

25 Great man remarkably relaxed having inserted article (9)

28 See 26 Down

29 Unknowingly deafening air biscuit providing creative work (1-4)

30 One working in the theatre buggering Tom Cruise (9) Down 1 So pleb oddly got married and vomited (6)

2 Tosser with those big bollocks (8)

3 A smooth child scrubbing bottom for holiday entertainment (5-3)

4 Tit going up and down (4)

5 Man, say, in mankini’s lesbro (4)

6 Person becoming aware about northern twat (6)

7 Dicky’s exercise on river (6)

8 Reverie liberally watered with sperm, ultimately? (3,5)

14 Chaps from London, perhaps, producing love juice (5)

15 Liz’s regal partner rammed with a small bottle (5)

16 Clit in bloom in foreign climates (8)

18 Naked cocks up poking

sheep, sozzled (6,2)

19 A horse I’d shagged out in the old country (8)

21 O’Neill’s man who cummeth (oo-er) screwing characters in cinema (6)

22 Cunning going to the rear during ejaculation (6)

24 Donkey with ease dropping guts, long ago (6)

26/28 Comic cause of knobchafing? (4,5)

27 Pink, sore bum (4)