SOME BOOKS SHOULD NEVER BE PUBLISHED SCOUNDRELS VOLUME TWO · EVEN WORSE THAN THE FIRST ONE
“Full of ripping exploits and stirring adventures filtered through a modern tongue-incheek sensibility... it’s been a long time since I whipped through a book with the same slapdash zeal.” CHRISTOPHER FOWLER,
BRYANT & MAY MYSTERIES
“Pure entertainment value... believe me, it is that boost of comedy you have been looking for.”
JOY CORKERY
joyfulantidotes.com
“A riotously and relentlessly funny book. It’s bawdy, slapstick, and often sadistic but that doesn’t belie the razor sharp verbal swordplay.” SEAN ROBINSON,
RAVENOUS FILMWORKS
“Bonkers and brilliant. A rip-roaring adventure through history, full of witty oneliners and questionable morals.” SAM JARVIS,
WATERSTONES
“Tom Sharpe but better.” ALAN WILLIAMS-KEY,
AMAZON
“A masterpiece of comic storytelling.” ARNOLD WIDDOWSON,
CRACKANORY
“Majors Cornwall and Trevelyan make Harry Flashman look like a choirboy... Great Britain’s truest and most intrepid and adventurous heroes.” SIMON WARD, AMAZON
“Deadpan, satirical, witty... the way their escapades are written is just so entertaining.”
JEN MCNULTY
BOOKS ON THE 7:47
“Nobody could make up stuff this ridiculous. It must be real.” TAZ, AMAZON
“Brilliantly conceived and written.”
ROB BUTLER, AMAZON
“A blokey, showboating spirit; outrageous boastfulness and sheer idiocy... vital to male happiness!” ESTHER HARRIS,
DAILY TELEGRAPH
“Genius...exquisite over-the topness that keeps you coming back for more.” MARK MASON,
THE CHAP MAGAZINE
“I want to have a disastrous marriage with this book... Great fun and perfectly done.” SARAH DOUGLAS
sarahduggers.com
“Completely hilarious.” THE RIFF RAFF
www.the-riffraff.com
“Kind of like Flashman on acid.” BOB DEIS,
AUTHOR, ‘MEN’S ADVENTURE LIBRARY’
“An epically unlikely tale of deceit, death, love, war and adventure...a comic masterpiece.” EASTERN DAILY PRESS
“I was laughing so violently I spat tea all over the duvet and my wife. The entire book is a comedy revelation.” DUNCAN BEEDIE,
AUTHOR, THE LAST CHIP
“The woman next to me on the train actually switched seats, perhaps mistaking the shaking and whimpering of my suppressed laughter as something else, when I first encountered the ‘tackle chappie’.” STUART MCLAREN
“This book is a filthy delight.” LIZ RIGBEY,
AUTHOR, TOTAL ECLIPSE
“Seriously hilarious… an ingeniously crafted farce that blunderbusses its way around the world in a rollicking mix of absurdity and brilliance.” MARK TIME,
AUTHOR, GOING COMMANDO