50 QUID CRAPTIC CROSSWORD

No. 287

Across

1 Consequently, a slut has arse to toy with (2,1,6)

6 Solicitor, little devil after a small piece of prostitute (4)

9 Up the arse? That’s a shame (6)

10 Very small fish fucked by father on the counter (8)

11 Queen taking some Hindustani gerbil from behind (6)

12 Salivate getting frisky hot, perhaps? (8)

13 Good evening for Frenchman aboard ship in urinals (8)

15 Appear very excited dropping fart in class, though not giving head (6)

16 See 25

18 Mischievous Puck keen on hugs, producing pool of tadpoles (8)

20 Spud fumbling Fulham fan? (8)

21 Sad 15 across - is it? (6)

23 Indonesian islander secreting some cocaine in bottom (8)

24 Ejaculation ultimately premature? Not quite (6)

25/16 Adore Brighton & Hove Albion’s deadly rivals? Cunt (4,6)

26 Fuck-me heels in random toilets, the way forward? (9)

Down

2 See 6

3 Buggering of marines yet to be done (7)

4 Scene where man feeds cock to hungry ladies on their knees, in game with careless spillage? (8,6)

5 Guts evacuated after priest seen locking up daughter in mildly salacious comics (3,4)

6/2 Dog grabbing bone, mayo is coming (7,5)

7 It’s normal to be deviant in serious fucking crime (6,3)

8 Area off the Gower Peninsula where sausage may find itself between baps? (7,7)

14 Off to Romania, male fucker (9) 17 Girl on top of erection with a leg either side (7)

18 Fine figure and fuckable, we hear? (7)

19 Muff apt, frig for a Lawley kazoo! (3,4)

22 Girl almost flipping over very old weapons shooting their loads? (5) This space left blank to work out your answers would have been much larger had not this notice taken up the majority of the space.