50 QUID CRAPTIC CROSSWORD

No. 291

Across

1 Difficult erection so? (5) 4 See 12

10 Bit of skirt stuffed by sexy fucker, heading off for some debauchery (8)

11/28 Funky cat Ben fucked,

massive pussy! (6,5)

12/4 Pervert ate shit, and I boned mistress perhaps? (1,3,2,3,4)

13 With regards to culture spreading in the ring, surgery ultimately required (10)

14 Brown mouth, say, finding

sloom (5,6)

18 Feeble Shakespearean character’s missing line - “What might sense my dearly beloved’s arrival whilst delighting in a hand shandy?” (7,4)

22 Square following the sad,

crap Killers (5,5)

24/25 Person delighting in the fanny of granny - one plaiting pussy? (4,6)

26 Fucker probed by one

that’s more lumpy (8)

27 Thus, mound certainly getting the look of love (albeit through the backdoor) (5,4) 28 See 11

Down

2 Actress pretending to enjoy carpetmunching, having drunk absinthe (8)

3 Unfortunate target of

intimate rubbing (8)

5 Lolita, and her refusal to inject a measure of speed (7)

6 Person with a cock wearing white dress? An islander (9)

7 Party where first of odalisques embraced by secular types getting taken from the bottom (6)

8 Pissed up lady dropping guts in profound manner (6)

9 Sin that may be gripping?

(4)

15 One dropping lower inside tit pants in restaurant (9)

16 Bone female supporter

after taking green drug (8) 17 Tongue once tickling man, area beneath anus, originally (8)

19 Fist part - filthy near it?

(7)

20 Erection of old todger primarily, a member that’s sweet (6)

21 Lucky fucker, I love the place where grumble vids shot? (6)

23 For starters, dick out,

orifice rapidly opening (4)