50 QUID CRAPTIC CROSSWORD

Across

8 Hood’s mate has to have a crack at nookie, with Spoooner? (5,4)

9 See 11

10/25 Go to create serene love life (7,7)

11/9 Viz’s bitter drinkers mixing a Stella with water (4,3,5)

12 Endlessly, pig testis licked, being most woozy (8)

14/8D Win - as do men, usually? (4,5)

16 Little bit of catastrophe interrupting a solid, firm shit is - this? (3-4,6)

19 Hiding in pissoir, a quail somewhere in the Middle East (4)

20 On holiday and shitfaced (in a dubious Italian accent), on some dodgy slippery slope? (3-5)

24 A little shaft for sperm (7) 25 See 10

27 Eager to be rogered, shake on it (5)

28 Ready to be fucked, mayo still to come? (9)

Down

1 Mound hot, running a temperature (4)

2 Wiggling tail, rear taking bodily fluids? (8)

3 Beyonce, perhaps, making arse spurt (9)

4 Women collectively ending in shitter - something funny about that? (5)

5 Genital growths coming

up, suck on that! (5)

6 Hot and steamy stuff with May and Gove etc, ladies and gentlemen! (10)

7 Shown exhausted, that woman’s poked (7)

8 See 14 Across

13 No stomach for pill, Sheridan Poorly visits many beds (10)

15 Where swingers would have had it off upsidedown, Burns claims (9)

17 Popular bishops, say,

fucked up? (2,6) 18 See 23

21 Swore, as starters of excrement and feeshus noshed (5)

22 Erection - bodybuilder’s rimming inspiring one? (5)

23/18 Puniest perv desperately clinging onto a fat lass outside Greggs (5,3,4)

26 Part of camel sexualised, otherwise (4)