THEY SAID WHAT?

“A great day at the White House!” US President Donald Trump amid the chaos of his administration and the sacking of new communications chief Anthony Scaramucci

“I’m appalled at the glorification of killing wild and rare animals on this TV channel. As an Arsenal fan, I’m disgusted” Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn hits out at the TV service launched by the football club showing blood sports and hunting shows

“I don’t think they should be broadcast. It’s almost like raiding her diary. That’s wrong” Paul Burrell, former butler to Diana, Princess of Wales, on the decision to broadcast her private tapes

“I have thick skin - literally” Model Kelly Brook, below, hits back at trolls who called her fat

“I think Nick Clegg has a duty to put right what he did wrong. But that would be a lifetime’s work, and I doubt he is going to bother” Former Liberal Democrat MP

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“Heart-throbs are a dime a dozen” Hollywood star Brad Pitt

“I would rather drop dead at my job than retire. The idea of just playing golf makes me want to jump off a bridge. I am going to work in my 80s or 90s if I can” Actor Simon Callow

“I have always loved broadcaster Sandi Tokswig. Does that make me a lesbian?”

Tory MP Michael Fabricant

“It is a plan to rescue Brexit from an approaching disaster” Tory peer Lord (William) Hague defends Chancellor Philip Hammond’s much criticised view on the UK’s departure from the EU