THEY SAID WHAT?

“A state visit by Donald Trump would shame this country and betray all we stand for. Theresa May should revoke the invitation immediately” Shadow defence secretary Nia Griffith after the US President’s comments about the racist violence in Virginia “If you’re being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead” Comedian Olaf Falafel at the Edinburgh Fringe “I hope all women my age are having sex, why wouldn’t they be? It’s what keeps me young. I don’t have a partner at the moment, I’ve had two husbands and they’re lovely. I’m a committee of one” The Weakest Link TV star Anne

Robinson, 72 “What kills me currently is that we haven’t had any new indoor courts in Scotland in the 10 years that Andy’s been in the top five. To me it’s just gobsmacking that we haven’t capitalised on the success” Judy Murray, above, mother of

tennis stars Andy and Jamie “I knew it was a job, but I thought it was going to be a right laugh. Mario worked me like a dog. He didn’t stop taking pictures even when I was sleeping” Top model Kate Moss recalls how her ex-boyfriend, photographer Mario Sorrenti, treated her during a photoshoot in the British Virgin Islands when she was 18 “Love-making with Sven-Goran Eriksson was as ordered and functional as an Ikea instructional manual” TV’s Ulrika Jonsson, who had a relationship with the former England football manager