THEY SAID WHAT?

"The way the Tories are handling Brexit tells you a lot about their competence - or should I say incompetence? But it also tells you about their character. About their dogmatic disregard of the national interest. About their sheer sense of entitlement. About their post-imperial delusions" Sir Keir Starmer, shadow Brexit

secretary "The Labour Party is too Londoncentric. It isn't thinking enough about getting a strong message to voters in the North"

Labour Mayor of Greater Manchester, Andy Burnham "Persons phoning Cumbria Police because they are stuck on a mountain, after taking cannabis. Now having to deploy M'tain Rescue, Air support and Ambulance to rescue them. Words fail us ..... "Statement by Cumbria Police referring to a group on Scafell

Pike "I'm content with where I am but I'm still not where I want to be. I want number one albums and singles and to do arena tours. Not that many people who were around when I started are still around now" Singer/songwriter Gary Numan,

59, above "Frankly, we can do without being lectured on how to behave by a woman whose singular claim to fame is that she had sex with Bill Clinton in the Oval Office" TV's Piers Morgan after being criticised by Monica Lewinsky "There has been too much Eeyore and we want a bit more Red Rum" Tory MP Jacob Rees-Mogg on the Brexit negotiations