THEY SAID WHAT?

“The reality will be a lot of people will be no better off and the misery that many are in will be continuing” - Jeremy Corbyn sums up the Budget. “I’m optimistic about the success we can make of Brexit. I’m optimistic about the well-paid jobs that will be created. I’m optimistic about the homes we will build. That’s Conservatives building a Britain fit for the future - all you offer is a blast from the past” - The Prime Minister taunts

Jeremy Corbyn. “I’ve never had to deal with creepy crawlies before ... I ran upstairs when I saw a spider the other day and I’ve got a big fear of birds that stems from when I saw a scary picture of a pigeon as a toddler” - Kezia Dugdale, Labour’s former Scottish leader, adding that she was “well practised in dealing with rats and snakes” as she joined the TV show I’m A Celebrity ... Get Me Out Of Here. “I am the definition of an un-wise woman” - Doctor Who star Jodie Whittaker,

above. “I was beginning to look like a lady with a lot of cats” - Fleet Street executive Rebekah Brooks whose flame-red tresses have been trimmed. “I would never date an actor again because there can only be one face in the mirror”

- Veteran actress Britt Ekland. “Panto is Britain’s only unique contribution to world culture”

- Gyles Brandreth. “I am not great at computers. If I were to try shopping through Google, I’d end up with 33 vests”

- TV baker Mary Berry.