THEY SAID WHAT?

“This wedding, like all weddings, will be a moment of fun and joy” - Jason Knauf, Prince Harry’s communications secretary, on the forthcoming royal nuptials. “The Tories’ record is of delayed, downgraded and cancelled investment, huge disparities in regional transport spending and soaring fares pricing passengers off the railway. This unambitious strategy stands in contrast to Labour’s plan to upgrade and expand the rail network across the country”

- Shadow transport secretary Andy McDonald on Government plans to reopen some lines closed

by Dr Beeching in the 1960s. “I’m happy to provide some eco-options” - Fashion designer Stella McCartney, below, offers help with Meghan Markle’s wedding dress. “A serial offender when it comes to the arrogance of executive power” - Liberal Democrat Baroness Ludford’s description of the Government. “I do have quite a few tattoos. I’ve got a pair of horns on my hips and an enormous alien on my bottom” - TV star Davina McCall’s warning to would-be suitors. “I just generally, once I enter a public place, I become incredibly rude. That’s kind of like my only way of defending myself” - Actress Jennifer Lawrence does not appreciate fans approaching her. “I do have a full-sized real ostrich skeleton in my living room. You would be surprised how reasonably priced skeletons are. Getting all those bones to stick together - it’s quite an art form”

- Harry Potter star Rupert Grint.