THEY SAID WHAT?

“Where’s the bold and brave? So far, it’s dull, dull, dull” - Tory MP Sir Nicholas Soames criticises the Conservative Government. “He has shown longstanding incompetence and disloyalty and unless the Prime Minister acts now Boris will bring her down” - Tory MP Anna Soubry calling on the Prime Minister to sack Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson. “Because we’re before the 6pm news people find us accidentally and then start switching over earlier and earlier - that’s how the Queen stumbled on the show. Her Majesty tunes in at 5.15pm, according to several reliable sources” - Comedian Alexander Armstrong claims that the Queen has become a fan of the BBC TV quiz show Pointless. “When I was in the Spice Girls, having to learn dance routines when I’m not a trained dancer, it was very full-on. It would take me longer than it took everybody else and it was hard work. I love dancing but having to learn moves - oh my God!” - Geri Horner, above, saying she would not appear on Strictly

Come Dancing. “We should be doing more in the world: our troops, planes and ships should be seen on every continent, in every sky, on all seven seas. And that ambition needs a fully funded budget to match. The deficit is coming down. We are increasing spending in other priority areas, like the NHS and schools. So let’s release an extra £1 billion to fire up the defence budget this year” - Former defence secretary Sir

Michael Fallon.