THEY SAID WHAT?

“The overwhelming feeling, we believe, has to be that, no matter who you are, no matter what you do, if you get into a car having had a drink, the responsibility is entirely yours”

– Phillip Schofield on Ant McPartlin’s arrest on suspicion of drink-driving.

“Cambridge Analytica & data harvesting: the only protection is to set in law that personal data is part of individual property to which they have full property rights and that this cannot be used without their formal agreement, including the right to share in the profits created”

– Lord Ashdown on the latest developments in the Cambridge

Analytica scandal.

“I have been truly blessed with some great storylines since the moment I joined but when I was presented with my last story I knew it was time for Vincent to depart Walford”

– Richard Blackwood on his departure from East Enders.

“This is not brill but I won’t carp about it. I would feel out of plaice throwing fish and would doubtless flounder”

– Jacob Rees-Mogg on reports he was planning to join a Brexit protest boat and throw fish in the Thames.

“He was a great ambassador for his species and will be remembered for the work he did to raise awareness globally of the plight facing not only rhinos, but also the many thousands of other species facing extinction as a result of unsustainable human activity”

– Ol Pejeta Conservancy boss Richard Vigne on the death of the world’s last male northern white

rhino, Sudan, aged 45.