THEY SAID WHAT?

“We didn’t take a broad enough view of our responsibility. That was a huge mistake. It was my mistake. Life is about learning from your mistakes and working out what you need to do to move forward. When you’re building something like Facebook that is unprecedented in the world there are going to be things you mess up.” – Mark Zuckerberg insisting he is the right person to head Facebook despite recent problems.

“Russia has had one goal in mind since the attempted murders on UK soil through the use of a militarygrade chemical weapon – to obscure the truth and confuse the public.” – Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson.

“I am flattered to be accused by the Beano’s legal eagles of imitating Walter the Softy whose powerful physical prowess is so much greater than my own.” – Tory MP Jacob Rees-Mogg, above.

“There is no trust in Great Britain, it is impossible to trust London after its continuous misconduct and the unacceptable rhetoric against Russia.” – Russian deputy foreign minister

Sergei Ryabkov.

“The Green Party wants to see a Green on every council to build a better Britain from the bottom up. Across the country councils have forgotten the people they are meant to serve. One party state councils are riding roughshod over the wishes of their communities.” – Jonathan Bartley, co-leader of the Green Party launching their local government elections campaign.

“The only programme on TV depicting working class people not solely as benefit cheats and layabouts.” – Actress Kacey Ainsworth on

EastEnders.