THEY SAID WHAT?

“Sounds like President Trump, or President Obama”

- The Queen talking to Sir David Attenborough, below, when a noisy plane flew overhead as they strolled in the gardens at Buckingham Palace during an interview.

“She is very un-solemn, very good at putting people at their ease”

- Sir David Attenborough after his interview with the Queen. “I feel better already”

- The Prince of Wales after being given a spiritual blessing by a didgeridoo master in Australia.

“Our own Foreign Secretary makes Britain appear ridiculous by habitually inserting a foot in his own mouth before opening it, in the name of this country”

- Military historian Sir Max Hastings attacks Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson.

“I’m the least patriotic man in the world. I do love Scotland, but if the love for your country is all you have, you’re in a desperate state. I dislike people that write England off because they’re Scottish. It’s unfair and brutal”

- Comedian Sir Billy Connolly.

“We are the greatest fighting force anywhere in the world. We are making a decision as to what we do with respect to the horrible attack that was made near Damascus, and it will be met forcefully, and when I’m not saying because I don’t like to talk about timing”

- US President Donald Trump.

“I’ve got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather like an egg on legs”

- Comic actor Johnny Vegas.

“I would wear a full-length cape if I could get away with it - I do love a good swirl in a fog”

- Actor Martin Freeman.