THEY SAID WHAT?

“Would you like to have teeth like Meghan’s?”

- A dentist takes advantage of the royal wedding with this notice spotted in the window of his surgery in Manchester.

“It’s all downhill from here”

- What Royal fan Jason Copley wrote on a gigantic wedding card unveiled in Hollywood.

“Meghan brings a professionalism in dealing with the public spotlight.. She knows how to tickle the cameras under the chin”

- CNN’s Richard Quest.

“There is further indication that the UK is not doing enough to improve gender inequality in key roles on British films, and it is troubling to consider what effect Brexit may have on women working in UK-qualifying films”

- The University of Southampton’s Dr Natalie Wreyford.

“I’m just a natural flirt, but I don’t see it in a sexual way. A lot of the time I’m like an over-excited puppy”

- Kylie Minogue, above.

“It is shocking to find that 63 people may have been wrongly removed or deported and troubling that they have not yet been contacted”

- Labour MP Yvette Cooper, chairman of the Commons Home Affairs Committee on the Windrush affair.

“Apologies and empty words of sympathy are not enough to undo the damage and great pain that has been caused to an entire community. Labour is demanding justice for the Windrush generation and all those that have been affected by this scandal”

- Diane Abbott, shadow home secretary.