THEY SAID WHAT?

“He learned. That’s going to cost a lot of money for the people of Canada. He learned. You can’t do that. You can’t do that”

- Donald Trump’s warning to Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada, over his criticism of the US President.

“Britain has been left a supplicant at the doors of its former colonies looking for trade deals that aren’t there: Talk about mangy old lions”

- Lord Malloch-Brown, former Foreign Office minister, gives his view of Britain after Brexit.

“Once I went out for a walk with my dog Bluebell and realised I’d left her lead behind, so I had to take off my bra behind the hedge to lead her”

- Best-selling novelist Jilly

Cooper, below. “As many of you know, for years I have said the three most important things in life are faith, family and friends. My faith has never been stronger”

- George W Bush on becoming the first US ex-president to reach the age of 94.

“To me, he’s royalty, but he’s a human being like you and me, and I think he appreciates that. I don’t think he expects me to bow and curtsy and do all that, and to me that’s very important”

- Former Manchester United goalkeeper Harry Gregg, 85, a survivor of the 1958 Munich Air Disaster, on meeting the Prince of Wales in Coleraine.

“Surely the audience should be allowed to do what they want. If they’re making noise then you’re not holding them. You’re not telling the story well enough. But to complain about them, that can’t be right”

- Actor Mark Rylance blaming fellow actors if audiences talk and rustle paper during a performance.