THEY SAID WHAT?

“What I’m not going to do is wallow in pessimism about the state of this country in relation to Brexit and we are going to go into these negotiations with economic confidence and political ambition”

- Brexit Secretary Dominic Raab is upbeat about his forthcoming

visit to Brussels.

“The opposition has been on one long holiday for the entire period of this Brexit. That is part of the reason why the country is in this crisis situation at the moment”

- Labour peer Lord Adonis criticises his own party over Brexit.

“I have to be in a relationship in order to be intimate. I’m not the one-night-stand kind of girl, despite the rumours”

- Kim Kardashian, below “It was very, very wonderful to be there. To have a black gospel choir, a multiracial bride, a black cellist, who was wonderful, a preacher – it felt like a party, and it felt like progress had been made. Thank God, thank God”

- Sir Elton John waxes lyrical about Prince Harry and Meghan

Markle’s wedding.

“Being a great believer in Scottish tradition, I followed the example of my fellow countrymen and moved to England” - Rory Bremner.

“His face has always changed. Something has happened. You think: ‘What has gone on? What exactly? Did you have a terrible accident or something?’Yeah, he always looks a bit different”

- David Walliams on Simon Cowell

and botox.

“If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan” - Entertainer Eddie Izzard.