THEY SAID WHAT?

“My wife is Japanese ... my wife is Chinese. Sorry, that’s a terrible mistake to make”

- Foreign Secretary Jeremy Hunt embarrassingly forgets his wife’s nationality during a meeting in Beijing.

“I think it’s awesome people have killer bodies and are proud to show them off (I really do!!) but I know how hard it can be to forget what (for lack of a better word) regular ol’ bodies look like when everyone looks bonkers amazing”

- Model and TV presenter Chrissy Teigen saying she is “super insecure” about her body shape after giving birth. “The thing I hate about sex scenes is when they’re pornographic wide shots with bright lights and naked bodies”

- Actress Gemma Arterton,

above.

“I have been married four times. In each of the previous incarnations of marriage that I’ve enjoyed, before I got married I had that moment of ‘This might be a really bad idea’. And I just should have listened. With my present wife, Kayte Walsh, that never happened”

- Frasier star Kelsey Grammer on

his three previous marriages.

“Don’t panic. If through EU perfidy we ‘crash out’ of the Bankers Club in March, we have been there before. If we run out of brie, we can always eat cheddar”

- Former Labour and Respect MP

George Galloway.

“Millennials are all very sweet to me but I’ve read they’re all virgins”

- Author Jilly? Cooper is worried about the sex drive of the younger generation.