THEY SAID WHAT?

“I can assure any Conservatives, sitting in marginal seats, who are not prepared to stand up and honour the wishes of the electorate, I will make sure in that situation that you all lose your seats. Because there are millions of Conservative voters very unhappy indeed”

- Former Ukip leader Nigel Farage

on Brexit.

“Two-hour queues are fast becoming the norm for those visiting from outside the European Economic Area despite a target of no more than a 45-minute wait. Queues are significantly worse than at many other major world airports. What kind of message does this send, as we try to build links outside the EU?”

- British Airways boss Alex Cruz,

on queuing at Heathrow.

“Up until I turned 50 I was wary of the fact I had cellulite and flabby bits here and there. I’d hide it all away. Now I’m turning 60, I think ‘I know I’ve got those things but I still look all right for 60’, so I don’t care any more”

- Actress and model Linda

Lusardi. “I come from a long line of women who had no choice about anything”

- Countryfile star Anita Rani.

“I’m happily married to the lovely Ruth Langsford. Well, I say lovely Ruth, she’s not lovely all the time but that’s a whole other question”

- TV’s Eamonn Holmes.

“If I say something you don’t like, don’t buy my records. I don’t care”

- Singer Chrissie Hynde.

“I’m not the only little old lady who rushes naked into the garden”

- TV’s Esther Rantzen on the delights of nudity.