THEY SAID WHAT?

“I only have 30 seconds but I wrote this 40 years ago”

– Happy Days star Henry Winkler on accepting an Emmy award. He was first nominated for an Emmy 42 years ago.

“If we secure a People’s Vote on the Government’s final deal, Theresa May would be forced to resign”

– Labour MP David Lammy calling for a fresh referendum on Brexit.

“It really beggars belief that the army and the police are now being asked to prepare for riots in the chaotic aftermath of a botched Brexit. And billions - billions - of taxpayers’ money spent preparing for disaster”

– Liberal Democrat leader Sir

Vince Cable demanding a Government U-turn on Brexit. “Every muscle in my body has had this wake-up call. Blood, sweat and tears. And painful toes”

– Danny John-Jules, above, feels the pain of training for Strictly Come Dancing.

“When I read the news on Saturday night, my mum said: ‘You look a little too brown”’

– BBC newsreader Kate Silverton plans to ease up on the fake tan for Strictly.

“Following the Salisbury incident, Russia has begun a blatant disinformation campaign with misleading procedural questions and over 40 different official narratives, all false. Many of these were carried and promoted on Kremlin-backed media. Russia Today, funded by the Russian state, is a major concern”

– Culture Secretary Jeremy

Wright.

“Old ratbag”

– Sir Michael Parkinson’s description of Labour MP Dennis Skinner who in the 1970s objected to a major revamp of the Parkinson TV show.