THEY SAID WHAT?

“I would put the ball in Katya’s court. She should not have allowed it to happen. She is married. He is in a relationship but is no longer. It’s a teacher snogging a student, isn’t it?”

- Craig Revel Horwood, Strictly Come Dancing judge, on the kiss between contestants Seann Walsh and Katya Jones.

“Banned, because she waits around for a rich guy to rescue her”

- Actress Keira Knightley, below, explains why she has banned Cinderella from her house. “What is novel today is a toxic convergence of attacks on Jewish, black and Muslim British citizens all at the same time. I am not aware of any period in our history when this has occurred before. It is deadly serious, with many of our citizens living in fear or terror simply because of their religion, race or skin colour. This is not just scandalous, it is criminal”

- Lord (Peter) Hain, former

Labour Cabinet minister.

“I would like to dedicate this award to my wife, who is by far and away the coolest person in the room, apart from me”

- Former Oasis star Noel Gallagher after receiving a trophy at the Q Awards ceremony.

“When you’ve been married for the amount of time that we have, it’s always hard work. It becomes a little more complicated”

- David Beckham on his 19-year

marriage to Victoria.

“My husband says my toes are like Wall’s cocktail sausages. He feels peckish whenever he sees them”

- Actress Amanda Holden.