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CAPRICORN DECEMBER 22 - JANUARY 20

The Sun in Scorpio is supposed to represent your ‘dearest hopes and fondest wishes’. What you might be feeling is misunderstood and wondering why no one is listening to your dreams? Personally, they find it uninteresting. Not that you will be festering alone or sitting quietly reading a book today.

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AQUARIUS JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19

You may have suffered a few career or personal setbacks. Not entirely your fault. Maybe, it’s time to play hard-ball? With Mercury aligned with Jupiter in Scorpio, you can be as outspoken as you like. Given your reputation for being rude, others won’t mind. They might be bowled over today.

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PISCES FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20

With Mercury aligned with Jupiter, you should be flying high, or flying off. Your chariot awaits- though there’s a few loose ends to tie up today. One bright spark could alter everything. In the meantime, you should have a gold plated experience today. This is not a pleasure seeking trip.

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ARIES MARCH 21 - APRIL 20

Mercury aligned with Jupiter should coincide with an interesting offer today. You may not receive the lion’s share of the money, and could need a lawyer to sort this out. Don’t flatter yourself that you are a lucky investor. You are just a regular sucker like the rest of us.

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TAURUS

After a bit of marital strife, you desire a quiet life. Not so good if you are looking for excitement in a romantic relationship. True, with Mercury combined with Jupiter, someone may inquire what you do on your nights off. By rights, you should be ecstatic. This is like catnip.

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GEMINI APRIL 21 - MAY 21 MAY 22 - JUNE 21

You may be accused of shirking from nine to five. From those who have never done a day’s work in their lives! In truth, you have been kicked from pillar to post. However, with Mercury your ruler close to Jupiter, this should be an amazing start to the working week.

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CANCER JUNE 22 - JULY 22

Mercury is aligned with Jupiter in Scorpio. As far as your love life or relationships go, you should rip off the L-plates, and be in the driving seat. How nauseating for those who are not dating. In fact, you could be introduced to someone attractive today. Better than any internet matchmaker.

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LEO JULY 23 - AUGUST 22

Thousands of happy people walk out of happy homes. As a typical Leo, your home is your castlewho said you had to move? With Mercury close to Jupiter-for love you would move into a bedsit. Not as if you don’t have anywhere else to sleep as this week begins.

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VIRGO AUGUST 23 - SEPTEMBER 22

The urge to be sensible is starting to slip. With Mercury your ruler linking up with Jupiter in Scorpio, you could find that your personal life is a bit unstable. How about a trip down memory lane? Aside from that, you could be hopping from one meeting to another today.

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LIBRA

Bags of money? Not if you go on parting like a celeb! Ten quid will get you chicken Kiev washed down with champagne. Cash matters may be a pain. However, with Jupiter in Scorpio in a benevolent mood, an offer may be too good to refuse today. Leave a tip.

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SCORPIO SEPTEMBER 23 - OCTOBER 23 OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22

You may decide to change your life significantly-if not beyond recognition. Due to the combined influence of the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Jupiter, you could defy conventional wisdom, and do something stupid as this week begins. This is just your frivolous side reasserting yourself. Why not try something more worthwhile?

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SAGITTARIUS

By nature, you are a party animal. Not anymore. Indeed, it’s as though you have had a personality transplant. With Mercury aligned with your ruler Jupiter, you could be making important plans in private today. Try to lighten up. In fact, by rights, your personal life should come roaring back.

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NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 21