THEY SAID WHAT?

“I’m keen to have a head-to-head with Jeremy Corbyn, I hope this actually goes through. He said he wanted to be on ITV so he could watch the final of I’m A Celebrity ... I think his proposal meant that I would miss Strictly. I hate to say this on ITV but I’m a bit of a Strictly fan”

- Prime Minister Theresa May.

“If you’re thinking about my thoughts when I come out on stage it’s ‘Don’t fall’. One of my primary goals for the eight years was to never become a meme”

- Former US First Lady Michelle

Obama.

“I’m much happier with my face as it is now than when I was younger. There was a time where I wouldn’t go out of the house without at least putting mascara on. Now I literally don’t care. I’m not afraid of how I look in the mirror”

- TV’s Holly Willoughby, 37,

below. “I feel like Hopalong Cassidy”

- Actor John Barrowman on returning to the I’m A Celebrity jungle after hospital treatment for an injured ankle.

“When you get divorced, everybody waits to see where you land. But I might not land anywhere for a bit. I’m really quite happy. It’s quite nice to have a bit of Virginia Woolf time”

- Actress Kate Beckinsale.

“I never use the ‘C’ word - which for me is ‘Celebrity’. I don’t want to be a celebrity. I want to be a good architect. The thought of being a celebrity just makes me feel a bit ill.”

- TV architect George Clarke.

“It was the noise a stage-coach ostler might have made when slapping the rump of a reluctant nag”

- Political commentator Quentin Letts describes the moment when Attorney General Geoffrey Cox thumped the despatch box in the House of Commons.