THEY SAID WHAT?

“Somebody had to do it. I am the chosen one. Somebody had to do it, so I took on China. I took on China on trade, and you know what? We’re winning”

- Donald Trump.

“You want to award me a medal ... At the same time your police steal blankets from people you force to live on the streets while you suppress protests and criminalise people who defend the rights of migrants and asylum seekers”

- migrant rescue ship captain Pia Klemp turns down Paris’s highest

civilian award

“We have all looked at the settled contents of a cereal packet and puzzled over the comparative size of the bag and box. Or opened a bag of crisps and wondered why the packaging is twice the size of the contents”

- Tesco boss Dave Lewis, below, warns brands they could be banned over excessive packaging. “Can the cost for Britain of a hard Brexit - because Britain will be the main victim - be offset by the USA? No. And even if it were a strategic choice, it would be at the cost of a historic vassalisation of Britain”

- French president Emmanuel

Macron.

“Some of the stuff that is said to islanders direct into their accounts is absolutely disgusting”

- ITV boss Angela Jain condemns trolling of Love Island contestants.

“I wouldn’t do it because of the jive. I cannot conceivably come on in Spandex and Lurex and do the flick kicks . I would look so stupid”

- TV presenter Richard Madeley on why he’s turned down the chance to be on Strictly Come Dancing.