Food shop­ping

Woman (UK) - - Real Life -

who could for­get the time i en­trusted Vinny with the on­line food shop? i opened the bags to find seven bunches of ba­nanas in­stead of our usual sin­gle one. he’d thought the drop-down box on the web­site or­der form ask­ing for the ‘quan­tity’ was ask­ing for how many ac­tual pieces of fruit he wanted. ‘how are we go­ing to get through all these?’ i said, star­ing at the mound of 42 ba­nanas. Vinny grinned sheep­ishly. ‘whoops,’ he said. and so, through an­other cheap tac­tic of ‘strate­gic in­com­pe­tence’ he ab­solved him­self from shop­ping for ever more!

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