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If your favourite celeb has been low-key recently you might want to check your local A&E. There has been an odd spate of celeb traumas. Sharon Stone has been struck by lightning while ironing, Cate Blanchett cut her head while using a chainsaw and The Darkness’ Justin Hawkins melted his shorts to his leg while cleaning his swimming pool. It’s almost as if the poor dears can’t manage without staff.