End of 45-season innings for Blowers
After a record innings, Test Match Special legend to whom everyone was ‘my dear old thing’ calls it a day
One of the sounds of the English summer is leaving our airwaves with the announcement that radio cricket commentator Henry Blofeld is retiring.
The ripened delivery and eccentric vocabulary of ‘Blowers’ has been the signature tone of Test Match Special for 45 seasons.
HIS VOICE is as much a part of the English summer as top hats at Ascot and strawberries at Wimbledon – and yesterday’s announcement that after this year it would be heard no more is as unexpected as the retirement of the Duke of Edinburgh, and only slightly less posh.
The ripened delivery and eccentric vocabulary of Henry Blofeld – Blowers – has been the signature tone of Test
Match Special for 45 seasons, almost as long as Radios 3 and 4 themselves. But, as he noted, “all good things come to an end”.
He wanted to leave, he said, early enough for listeners to ask why he had gone and before they demanded to know why he hadn’t.
At 77, and despite remaining “keener than mustard”, he found the work harder than he used to, he added. His eyesight is said to be deteriorating and he has, on occasion, mistaken one player for another. “Listeners will now be relieved to know that their chances of being told the right name of the fielders at third man and fine leg have greatly increased,” he said.
Eton educated, the son of a Norfolk landowner and brother of a High Court judge, he was born into a Wodehousian world whose language still permeates his commentary. His father’s friend at Eton was the author Ian Fleming, who used the surname for one of James Bond’s nemeses.
Blofeld had been a gifted cricketer, at one time captaining Eton, but a traffic accident while riding a bicycle curtailed his career. Nevertheless, he went on to play 16 first-class matches for Cambridge University, and after embarking on a career in print journalism and while covering a Test in Bombay, he came close to being picked as an emergency batsman for England.
He spent a decade in print, and had a spell at ITV in the 1960s, but it was radio that he had been born to do, and where his florid style found its natural home. The extended and openended airtime of Test Match
Special allowed his imagination to run wild, as he addressed all and sundry as “my dear old thing”, and extemporised as often on cakes brought into the commentary box as on the cricket.
His innings on TMS was longer than that of John Arlott (34 years), Brian Johnston (27 years) and even its original commentator, EW Swanton (37 years). Yesterday, as his broadcasting life flashed before him, one highlight stood out.
It was at Headingley in 1981 that Ian Botham’s unbeaten 149 and Bob Willis’ eight for 43 secured England a thrilling 18-run Ashes victory. “I’m told I caused several car crashes on roads in England as people were celebrating,” he said. “I hope that’s not true.”
Blowers’ voice had been heard less often in recent years. In 2005, in the week before Christmas, 65 MPs signed an Early Day Motion in the Commons deploring his omission from the team covering that winter’s tour of Pakistan, and urging the BBC to remember that “TMS’s special place in Great Britain’s affections comes from the individual character of its commentators”.
BBC colleague Jonathan Agnew, who has shared the broadcasters’ box with Blofeld for 26 years, and whom Blowers nominated as “the best of the lot”, said: “I’ll miss his enthusiasm, his company, his chaos. Henry is one of those characters that really set up Test Match Special.
“It’s the legacy of people like him who in the 70s and 80s really developed this style of programme that people have been trying to copy ever since, including me. They were enormous characters who were also outstanding broadcasters.”
The man himself was sanguine. “I hope some will be sad that they will now hear less about the lifestyles of pigeons, seagulls, and helicopters, although I fear the general feeling will be one of huge relief,” Blofeld said.
“Now, I shall be able to come to the cricket without worrying about who is lurking down at third man. I shall also be able to have a drink without feeling I am being politically incorrect. And hallelujah to that!”
I’ll miss his enthusiasm, his company, his chaos. Jonathan Agnew, BBC colleague of retiring Henry Blofield.
HENRY BLOFELD won’t just be missed for his cricket commentary when he draws stumps on his 45-year Test Match Special career.
It’s his whimsical style, and plummy voice, that will be such a loss to the airwaves.
Listeners did not need to be cricket devotees to be entertained by the 77-year-old simply known as ‘Blowers’. Throughout the decades, his colourful commentaries would be enlivened by sightings of pigeons and red buses as well as jolly japes and unbounded joy when the TMS box took delivery of assorted delicacies, from lovingly-made cakes to fortifying liquid sustenance, from its fans. To him, any day watching cricket has always been a special privilege and this will always be so.
And that’s why Britain will be a lot duller when ‘Blowers’ retires. By not taking himself too seriously and treating his listeners as friends – others should take note – Henry Blofeld became a voice of summer thanks to phrases like ‘My dear old thing’ that only he could deliver.