SENIOR MOMENTS

An elderly neighbour was updating me on the latest gossip from her favourite TV programme. One of the characters was undergoing tests for a mystery illness. “So, what was wrong with her in the end?” I asked. “Well,” she replied, “she was ITV positive!” Tracy Holroyd, Manchester

Going shopping with my grandson, after arriving in the car park he came around to open the door for me but I couldn’t move my body enough to get out and started to panic. Then I realised – I hadn’t undone my seatbelt. Mrs M Hunt, Devon

I am a nurse and quite a few years older than some colleagues. I proved this to them the other day when I said coffee breaks were to be taken after we had washed the beds and made the patients! Mrs D Howard, Surrey